Archive for September, 2008

20
Sep
08

Five types of women that men go for

The Slut—It’s no secret that men are driven by what they see. The chicks that prance around in barely-there outfits and put themselves out there like walking sex billboards will definitely attract a man, but not for long. These women are the “Promiscuous” girls that Nelly Furtado sang about. They think it’s cute to get sloppy drunk and flash strangers. They feel empowered by having one-night stands and getting attention from as many men as they can. Without the shenanigans of these girls, Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame would have been forced into another line of work.

The Knockout—She’s beautiful, she’s confident, and she knows how to get what she wants. All eyes are on her when she walks into a room. Mucho points for a man’s ego. Other men wish they could have her and women are slightly intimidated by her (although they won’t admit it).

The Challenge—Men love the thrill of the hunt. They want the woman that is attractive, smart, charming … and out of their reach. The woman who doesn’t fall all over them when other women do. The woman this is nonchalant or even slightly aloof regarding the fact that this man wants her so bad. She may even be his friend, but he just can’t quite get there.

The Submissive—These are women who will make a man feel like a man. She likes for him to take the bull by the horns in the relationship and she will cater to him no matter what. He won’t have to clean/take care of the kids/cook or do much of anything because she’s like his own personal servant.

The One You Can Take Home to Mama—This woman is just an all-around great catch. She gets along with his friends, understands him like no other, makes him laugh, shares his interests, stimulates his mind, maybe even lets him watch a game in peace every once in a while. She’s a keeper!

By: Tonya Reid

10
Sep
08

Top 10 cheesiest pick up lines for flirting

Trying to start a conversation with the stunning girl next door? Well, in that case say anything but: “your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”, for that’s the most cheesiest chat-up line, according to a new survey.
The Top 10 cheesiest pick up lines revealed
In the latest survey of more than 400 people worldwide, the cheesiest chat-up lines have been revealed along with the celebrities most likely to say them.
The person who’s most likely to say the top most embarrassing chat-up line (according to the poll) is reality TV veteran Calum Best, reports the Telegraph.
The participants reckoned that humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as “Do you have any raisins? How about a date?” and “Are you Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy” among the most popular.
Though the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected votes went to Countdown’s Carol Vorderman, with people voting her most likely to use the line “If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together.”
Others on the list compiled by a maker of Dutch Edam cheese included Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo who was voted as most likely to say “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” while Big Brother’s Sylvester Stallone lookalike Mario Marconi was tipped to say “I must be in heaven because I can see an angel.”
Glamour model Jodie Marsh rounded off the top five with “Here’s 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.”
The UK’s 10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines (and the celebrities voted most likely to use them) are:
1. “Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”- Calum Best
2. “If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together”- Carol Vorderman
3. “I must be in heaven because I can see an angel” – Mario Marconi
4.”Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” – Cristiano Ronaldo
5. “Here’s 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won”t be coming home tonight” – Jodie Marsh
6. “You”re under arrest. The charge – trespassing in my dreams” – Rhys Ifans
7. “Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?” – Jonathan Ross
8. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” – Lee Sharpe
9. “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” – Peter Andre
10. “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes” – Darius Danesh
Source: ANI