The five types of Men that Women will go for

The Bad Boy—He may not have a pot to p*ss in or a window to throw it out, but, if he’s a thug or some other type of bad boy, women will want him. BAD. They’ll wanna fight other women for him. They’ll wanna be his baby mama. They’ll wanna be the one that he settles for. Guess what? This dude’s not gonna settle! He loves the attention and he’ll play a woman as long as she lets him. And if you leave him? So what. There’s another woman waiting around the corner to take your place. Turns out he’s been seeing her on the side anyway.

The Brainiac—Women are turned on by a certain part of a man where the bigger, the better. I’m talking about his brain, of course! We love a man who can challenge our intellect and enlighten us on a few subjects, whether it be politics, mechanical engineering, or whatever subject matter we’re lacking knowledge in. It’s sexy when a man can hold a stimulating conversation and actually look us in the eye. It doesn’t hurt when he can answer a few questions while playing Trivial Pursuit, either.

The Charmer—Charisma is extremely important. Nobody wants to end up with someone who will bore them out of their skull. It’s important to us that our man is appreciated by our friends and loved ones. He should have the wit and charm to hold folks in awe for hours on end. We want to hear them say “What a great guy! I like him. When is he coming around again?”

The Knight in Shining Armor—Let’s face it, women don’t like wimps. We want a man to protect us from danger, defend our honor, and carry our heavy groceries (not necessarily in that order). We want a strong man in our corner. Not that we’ll test him, but we basically want him to be able to kick someone’s butt if it comes down to that.

The Perfect Man—Does he exist? Some seem to have found him. This is the guy who fits a good chunk of the checklist items of what we want in a man. Handsome? Check. Got a job? Check. Watches chick flicks without complaining? Check. He may have some little quirks that we think are cute, but overall he’s all that, and then some. Sometimes he’s right in front of us and we don’t even realize it.

By Tonya Raid

Top 10 cheesiest pick up lines for flirting

Trying to start a conversation with the stunning girl next door? Well, in that case say anything but: “your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”, for that’s the most cheesiest chat-up line, according to a new survey.

In the latest survey of more than 400 people worldwide, the cheesiest chat-up lines have been revealed along with the celebrities most likely to say them.

The person who’s most likely to say the top most embarrassing chat-up line (according to the poll) is reality TV veteran Calum Best, reports the Telegraph.

The participants reckoned that humour was the best way of chatting somebody up with over 50 per cent of those surveyed saying comedy lines work best on them, such as “Do you have any raisins? How about a date?” and “Are you Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy” among the most popular.

Though the list of cheesy chat up lines was dominated by reality TV stars, footballers and singers, one of the more unexpected votes went to Countdown’s Carol Vorderman, with people voting her most likely to use the line “If I were to rearranged the alphabet I would put U and I together.”

Others on the list compiled by a maker of Dutch Edam cheese included Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo who was voted as most likely to say “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” while Big Brother’s Sylvester Stallone lookalike Mario Marconi was tipped to say “I must be in heaven because I can see an angel.”

Glamour model Jodie Marsh rounded off the top five with “Here’s 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight.”

The UK’s 10 Cheesiest Chat Up Lines (and the celebrities voted most likely to use them) are:

1. “Your dad must be a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes”- Calum Best

2. “If I were to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together”- Carol Vorderman

3. “I must be in heaven because I can see an angel” – Mario Marconi

4.”Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” – Cristiano Ronaldo

5. “Here’s 10p – go phone your mum and tell her you won”t be coming home tonight” – Jodie Marsh

6. “You”re under arrest. The charge – trespassing in my dreams” – Rhys Ifans

7. “Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?” – Jonathan Ross

8. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” – Lee Sharpe

9. “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” – Peter Andre

10. “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes” – Darius Danesh

Source: ANI